Turns out I married a comedian

Zachary has a science project to do this year. I was surfing the internet, looking for a great and (more importantly) easy project.

Me (to Pete): "Here is one. He can try germinating seeds in different types of liquid, like sugar water and orange juice."

Pete: "hmm.." (clearly not interested)

Me: "How about making rock candy with plain string vs. string rolled in sugar first and see which forms more?"

Pete: "I have a great idea! He can track your menstrual cycle! And correlate it with your bad moods!"

Hilarious.